Male or Female

 
Male
or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:   


 


 

 

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FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 

 

 

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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 

 

 

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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

 

 

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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
 


 

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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


 

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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..
 


 

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EGG TIMERS:
 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


 

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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


 

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THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
 


 

 

New Law:


With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .  

 

 

 



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Send this to all the women you care about...and to any men who appreciate a good laugh !